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Top Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks

10. Her term of affection for you is "You Bastard."
9. She shaves your eyebrows off while you are asleep.
8. She rushes to answer the phone each time it rings, and puts it down with a hushed, "I can't talk now... I'll call you later."
7. Your picture on her wall has darts in it.
6. She reads books like "Women are From Venus, Men Are Complete Assholes."
5. She falls asleep during sex. The oral kind. While she's giving it.
4. When you call her, she answers your voice with, "Oh. It's only you."
3. She cancels your date because she has to clean out the septic tank.
2. She makes inquiries about going on the Witness Protection Program.
1. Her cat pees on you. And receives a reward.

Everything I need to know I learned in Corporate America:

1. Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2. You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
5. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6. Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
7. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
9. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10. Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
11. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
14. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
17. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
18. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
19. One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
20. Every time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
21. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
22. The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
23. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
24. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
25. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
26. The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize
Human Resources Memo RE: Bad Language

It has been brought to our attention that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to the complaints from some employees who are more easily offended, this type of language will not be tolerated.
We do realise, however, the importance of staff being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with other employees. With this in mind, the Human Resources Department has compiled a list code phrase replacements so that the proper exchange of ideas / information can continue in an effective manner without risking offence to our more
sensitive co-workers.
OLD PHRASE / NEW PHRASE
1) No fucking Way - I'm fairly sure that is not feasible
2) You're fucking joking - Really
3) Tell someone who gives a fuck - Have you run that by ...................
4) No bastard told me - I was not involved with that project
5) I don't have the fucking time - Perhaps I can work late
6) Who fucking cares - Are you sure that is a problem
7) Eat shit and die - You don't say
8) Eat shit and die motherfucker - You don't say, Sir
9) Kiss my Arse - So you would like me to help you
10) He's a fucking prick - He is somewhat sensitive
11) She's a ball-busting bitch - She is an aggressive go-getter
12) You haven't a fucking clue - You could benefit from more training
13) This place is fucked - We are a little disorganised today
14) What sort of fucker are you - You are new here, aren't you ?
15) Fuck off shit head -Well, there you go
16) You are a fucking wanker - You are my supervisor and I respect you
17) Ha ! Suck eggs - I wasn't there that day
18) Fuck Off - I'll look into that and get back to you

The New Employee Interview

Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs? Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement. Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chairs. Leave them alone for two hours, without any instruction. At the end of that time, go back and see what they are doing.

If they have taken the table apart in that time, put them in Engineering.

If they are counting the butts in the ashtray, assign them to Accounting.

If they are screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.

If they are talking to the chairs, Personnel is a good spot for them.

If they are sleeping, they are Management material.

If they are writing up the experience, send them to Tech Pubs.

If they don't even look up when you enter the room, assign them to Security.

If they try to tell you it's not as bad as it looks, send them to Marketing.

And if they've left early, put them in Sales.

The Three Biggest Lies
3 Biggest Software Lies:
�� The program's fully tested and bugfree.
�� We're working on the documentation.
�� Of course we can modify it.
3 Biggest Computer Room Lies:
�� As long as you remember to 'SAVE' your input, you'll never lose any files.
�� We run the stuff through as fast as it comes in the door.
�� The new machines on order.
3 Biggest Large Company Lies:
�� We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
�� People are our greatest resource.
�� We say 'let the marketplace decide'.
3 Biggest Small Company Lies:
�� We have an entrepreneurial spirit here.
�� The boss is just one of the guys.
�� Staying small is a conscious decision.
3 Biggest Marketing Lies:
�� Immediate delivery?...No problem.
�� We treat every customer as if they were our most important.
�� We're going out to lunch to talk business.

Office Slang

Blamestorming - sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.

Body Nazis - hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively.

Chainsaw consultant - an outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount, leaving the top brass with clean hands.

Cube farm - an office filled with cubicles.

Ego surfing - scanning the Net, databases, print media, and so on, looking for references to one's own name.

Elvis year - the peak year of something's popularity "Barney the dinosaur's Elvis year was 1993."

404 - someone who is clueless, from the World Wide Web error message 404 Not Found", meaning the requested document couldn't be located "Don't bother asking him, he's 404.

Idea hamsters - people who always seem to have their idea generators running.

Mouse potato - the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato.

Ohnosecond - that minuscule fraction of time in which you realize you've just made a big mistake.

Prairie dogging - something loud happens in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

SITCOM - stands for Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. Stress puppy - a person who thrives on being stressed-out and whiny.

Tourists - those who take training classes just to take a vacation from their jobs -- "We had three serious students in the class; the rest were tourists." Uninstalled - euphemism for being fired.

Xerox subsidy - euphemism for swiping free photocopies from a workplace.

Excuses For Missing Work

�If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. �When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it. �I set half the clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reversing the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be in late, or early. �My stigmata's acting up. �I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? �I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet... �I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant. �Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and, hey, how about them Skins, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for calling. �Constipation has made me a walking time bomb. �I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally, I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain false information. �The psychiatrist said it was an excellent session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I am startled. �The dog ate my car keys. We're going to hitchhike to the vet. �I prefer to remain an enigma. �My step mother has come back as one of the Undead and we must track her to her coffin to drive a stake through her heart and give her eternal peace. One day should do it. �I can't come to work today because the EPA has determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have to arrange for helicopter transportation. �I am converting my calendar from Julian to Gregorian. �I am extremely sensitive to a rise in the interest rates. �I refuse to travel to my job in the District until there is a commuter tax. I insist on paying my fair share. �I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

New Taxation Department Guidelines
To: All Male Employees
From: IRS Service Center
RE: Notice of increase in tax payments
The only thing the IRS� has not taxed yet is your penis.� This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole.� On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective January 1, 1997 your penis will be taxed according to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches��Luxury Tax�� $30.00
8 - 10��Pole Tax�� $25.00
5 - 8��Privilege Tax�� $5.00
4 - 5��Nuisance Tax��$3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
IRS

Resumes That Didn't Work

*Compiled from actual resumes by Robert Half International*

�I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience. �I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0, computor and spreadsheat progroms. �Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year. �Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave. �Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions. �Failed bar exam with relatively high grades. �It's best for employers that I not work with people. �Let's meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience. �You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time. �I Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details. �I was working for my mom until she decided to move. �Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No commitments. �I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse. �I am loyal to my employer at all costs. Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail. �I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing. �My goal is to be meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. �I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant. �Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far. �Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store. �Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job hopping. I have never quit a job. �Marital status: often. Children: various. �Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Could not work under those conditions. �The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers. �Finished eighth in my class of ten. �References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me.

The Office Manager
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off."
Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

PRISON LIFE VS FULL-TIME JOB
1. In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.
At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8' cubicle.
2. In prison you get three meals a day.
At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one.
3. In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
4. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
5. In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
6. In prison they ball-and-chain you when you go somewhere.
At work you are just ball-and-chained.
7. In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
8. In prison they allow your family and friends to visit.
At work you cannot even speak to your family and friends.
9. In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
10. In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
11. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at anytime.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
12. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic.
At work we have managers.

THE CORPORATE ZODIAC

MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.
SALES: Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree", you are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with "customers" so you can "concentrate on the big picture". You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.
TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying, but who the hell can tell?! It is written that the Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
ENGINEERING: One of only two signs that actually studied in school, it is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers.� You can be happy with yourself: your office is typically full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel"...
ACCOUNTING: The only other sign that studied in school, you are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
HUMAN RESOURCES: Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch, AND mail a letter!
MIDDLE MANAGEMENT/ DEPARTMENT MANAGEMENT/ "TEAM LEADS": Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers", as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager".
SENIOR MANAGEMENT: Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Senior Managers", as everyone in your social circle is a "Senior Manager".
CUSTOMER SERVICE: Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As a child very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service". Continually passed over for
promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.
CONSULTANT: 666.

SHIT: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We are trying to give employees more SHIT than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of SHIT on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the SHIT list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the SHIT you can handle. Employees who don't take their SHIT will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (DEEP SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP SHIT seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (EAT SHIT). Since our managers
took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore, and are all full of SHIT already.
If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (BULL SHIT). Those who are full of BULLSHIT will get the SHIT jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (DIP SHIT). If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training,
Special High Intensity Training (HOT SHIT).

Thank you,

Boss In General,
Special High Intensity Training,
(BIG SHIT)

Quotes Taken From Actual Performance Reports:

Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

I would not allow this associate to breed.

This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won't be.

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.

He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

This associate should go far - and the sooner he starts the better.

This associate is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Employer Speak:

Competitive Salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Some Overtime Required: Some time each night and some time each weekend

Sales Position Requiring Motivated Self-Starter: We're not going to supply you with leads; there's no base salary; you'll wait 30 days for your first commission check.

Self-Motivated: Management won't answer questions

Casual Work Atmosphere: We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

Competitive Environment: We have a lot of turnover.

Some Public Relations Required: If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us out of it..

Duties Will Vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.

Career-Minded: We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70.

Seeking Candidates With a Wide Variety of Experience: You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

Problem-Solving Skills a Must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Good Communication Skills: Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.

Ability To Handle A Heavy Workload: You whine, you're fired.

Flexible Hours: Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.

APPLICANT SPEAK

"I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS:" I'm usually on Prozac. When I'm not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks.

"I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS:" I talk too much and like to tell other people what to do.

"I'M EXTREMELY ADEPT AT ALL MANNER OF OFFICE 0RGANIZATION:" I've used Microsoft Office.

"I'M HONEST, HARD-WORKING AND DEPENDABLE:" I pilfer office supplies.

"MY PERTINENT WORK EXPERIENCE INCLUDES:" I hope you don't ask me about all the McJobs I've had.

"I TAKE PRIDE IN MY WORK:" I blame others for my mistakes.

"I'M BALANCED AND CENTERED:" I'll keep crystals at my desk and do Tai Chi in the lunchroom.

"I HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR:" I know a lot of corny, old jokes and I tell them badly.

"I'M PERSONABLE:" I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.

"I'M WILLING TO RELOCATE:" As I leave San Quentin, anywhere's better.

"I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL:" I carry a Day-Timer.

"MY BACKGROUND AND SKILLS MATCH YOUR REQUIREMENTS:" You're probably looking for someone more experienced.

"I AM ADAPTABLE:" I've changed jobs a lot.

"I AM ON THE GO:" I'm never at my desk.

"I'M HIGHLY MOTIVATED TO SUCCEED:" The minute I find a better job. I'm outta there.

"I HAVE FORMAL TRAINING:" I'm a college dropout.

"I INTERACT WELL WITH CO-WORKERS:" I've been accused of sexual harassment.

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME AND CONSIDERATION:" Wait! Don't throw me away!

"I LOOK FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU SOON:" Like, I'm gonna hold my breath waiting for your stupid form letter thanking me "for my interest and wishing me luck in my future career.

Pick Up Lines for Winners

The Bar PickUp

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly toward him. Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, 'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.' Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was. The young woman replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.' The man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket & slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman's hand. He looked deeply into her eyes & slowly, meaningfully said, 'Paint my house.'

What The Lines Really Mean

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.

I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.

I need you = My hand is tired.

I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.

I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.

You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.

I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.

It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.

He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.

I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?

I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?

Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.

Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.

How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.

I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.

I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.

I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.

I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!

Airline Pickup

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is so nervous, and he soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation with her. He asks, "Where are you flying to today?" She responds, "To the annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." He is CRAZED with excitement! Here is a gorgeous woman sitting next to him, and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!!!! "And what do you do at this meeting?" he asks. "Well," she says, "we try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality." "And what myths are those?" he goes on desperately. She goes on to explain, "Well, the popular myth is that African American men are the most endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American who own this trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who make the best lovers." "Very interesting....." the man responds. Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you! What is your name?" The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto. Tonto Ira Goldstein."

One Liners

Excuse me is that a space suit you're wearing, because your ass is out of this world.

1. Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again

2. Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I ?

3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants.

4. Tomorrow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you?

5. Your parents must be baker's cuz they sure put out a great set of buns.

6. Your parents must be thieves' cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

7. Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.

8. Do you have some Australian in you? Would you like a little Italian in you?

9. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

10. Would you like to go home for a pizza and some sex?....*slap*...what? you don't like pizza?

11. Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night.

12. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were that shirt I would be cumming on you too.

13. If I told you I liked your body would you hold it against me?

14. Pez?

15. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn-you must drink gallons at a time.

16. Hi, my name is Jacques. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight.

17. Excuse me, but could you give me directions? To where? Your heart...

18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

19. Come over here and sit on my lap-we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

20. Excuse me, mame, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

21. The voices in my head say you should go out with me....

22. Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.

24. (Gesture for person to come over) I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.

25. Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Person B: No

Person A: Well then, please start.

26. If I follow you home, will you keep me?

27. Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?

28. Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?

29. Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."

30. (hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? No, why? Because they're mine.

31. A:*walks up to B and gently pulls up their collar and looks at the tag in their shirt* *a humph and long pause, then A walks away* B: What the hell? What was that? etc...

A: Oh... I was just checking to see if it said "Made in Heaven."

32. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor...what say we tie up for the night?

33. A: Did it hurt? B: What ?!?!?!?!? A: When you fell from the sky as an angel.

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